Which is more realistic: Obama Plan Working or Gandhi becoming an Extreme Kung Fu Fighter?

Or





The Obama Plan creating Jobs and Prosperity OR Barney Fwank giving a speech against gay marriage at the Vatican wearing nothing but a glow-n-the-dark thong?





Which of these situations are more likely to happen?|||Bwaahahah Barney in a glow in the dark thong!!





Obama%26#039;s plan will drive us into socialism which is just what he wants|||Hahahahahahahahahahaha.





Man I needed that.





Problem is the economy will naturally recover probably sometime in the next four years and he will still get the credit.|||Obama views himself as an Extreme Kung Fu Fighter, but has never actually been in the ring or been a real fight. So he is, at this point, a legend in his own mind.|||Ever body was Kung Fu Fightin...dee dee dee dee dee dee dum it was fast as lightn%26#039;