How expensive is it to import one of those kung fu rabbits?

I want to look into getting a few to protect my property; it is dangerous living in Los Angeles.|||Depends on the locale. For example, if you want the original kung-fu rabbit you%26#039;ll have to import directly from the Himalayas, and you%26#039;ll be looking at quite a stiff bill, upwards of 10,000 dollars.





However, I%26#039;d recommend a Peruvian ninja rabbit, especially if the gangs in your local area are weak and can%26#039;t afford many weapons because they sell rubber cement and keyboard cleaner as opposed to crack-cocaine. The Peruvian ninja rabbit was bred for these types, as they would beat up a normal gangster in a straight fight.


This is because their ground fighting techniques are almost unparalleled; being from South-America, they specialize in Brazilian jujitsu. However, they are lacking in the many of the stealth techniques normally associated with a ninja rabbit. They cannot for example, crawl up and into a targets anus without them realizing it, or tie an opponent%26#039;s shoes together without anybody noticing.





Cost of importing one of these guys is about 500$, but there is currently a post-christmas sale going on so you might be able to get one for cheaper.





Hope this helps!|||I hear its about 10,000 to 15,000. If your ask me, its not worth the money. Report Abuse
|||Is it cheaper than an angry bear with bees in his mouth carrying a shark?





They HAVE to be cheaper to feed and if you get one of each they should pay for themselves in no time.|||Since you live in LA my advice is to forget the expense, get the LARGEST kung fu rabbits you can locate and make sure they are also well armed. We%26#039;d hate to lose you!|||Well, my cousins have a couple at their house... If you pay shipping and handling I could get them to you....


Shelter rabbits usually can be changed into the kung fu type.


But instead of using rabbits, why not kittens?|||It%26#039;s expensive when you don%26#039;t need one, just sit on the porch and blow fire breath at the perpetrator.|||ooo...i want one. it%26#039;s not really that dangerous in ohio, but it would still be cool...lol





((jack))|||Go steal one from your neighbor.